Ha! Your cats are big old bruisers, it's true. They could eat my mom's dogs and not even think twice.

This morning as I was heading down the stairs to leave, Annie meowed at me, then led me into the living room and stared at the couch like, "Well? Settle down so I can get my morning nap in." I have never felt guilty for leaving them before. They're cats, ffs! But suddenly she's all clingy. Weirdo.