seriously, he's ridiculous-looking*

[carolinecrane]

Who wants to help my coworker’s son-in-law win a dumb contest and get some publicity for himself as a new chef in the Austin area?

Click here and vote for Ted Prater of Bangers (he’s the least hot one in the overalls, which are not ironic because he’s from Tennessee and therefore a bonafide redneck). Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you.

* That's reason enough alone to vote for him, frankly.

Comments

[mythicgeek]

Wow. Ok I totally read your title as "ridiculously good-looking" and my eyes missed the "least" in his description in the body of your post, so for a while until I came back and reread, I was suddenly and seriously questioning your judgement. I thought your allergies to Knoxville had swelled your eyes up so much, you couldn't see straight.

Voting for him anyway, to help out!

[carolinecrane]

HDU HE'S A TOTAL HOTTIE

[mythicgeek]

*snort*

DYING.

[carolinecrane]

True story: When I was still trying to date men for my sister's sake, I was on Match.com. I finally left when they wouldn't stop trying to match me up with a mountain man in unironic overalls. I'm sure he was very nice, but no. Just...no.

[mythicgeek]

Match.com seems a little hit or miss. A lot of times it seems to ignore some things in your profile and match based on something it thinks you want. Then other times you hear awesome success stories (one of my besties met his now fiance there).

If I'd been receiving matches like yours I'd have quit already too >.>

[yabamena]

I voted for him because I love a good poll-trolling now and again. Also, this post was hilarious.

[carolinecrane]

Thanks! My coworker says he's nice and treats her daughter right, so he's worth helping. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered.